It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
