I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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