When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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