just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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