I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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