marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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