Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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