I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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