google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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