i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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