New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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