I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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