So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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