I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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