Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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