Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
