Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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