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i jhust puked up my retainher.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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