This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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