careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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