omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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