I heard we made out
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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