So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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