i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
we should paint friendship bongs
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