thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
