did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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