Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
His nipple licking is glorious
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