And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
