I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
A+ Viking dick
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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