Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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