You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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