Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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