'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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