I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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