your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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