seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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