Pappa wants mamma naked
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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