I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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