Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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