At least make sure they are 18
Why
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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