Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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