I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Too much gin, very little bucket
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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