I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
