White coat. Heels.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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