Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
cat food counts as protein by the way
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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