Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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