we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
