HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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