Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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