last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
